Song of the Day – Inglourious Basterds


David Bowie – Cat  People (Putting out the Fire)

I cannot BELIEVE I’ve had this blog going for about three years (or something) and not once featured a Bowie song? Insanity. Alas it’s not going to be solo Bowie here, this is more of a “look how incredible this soundtrack of ‘Inglourious Basterds’ is’ post. We shall begin with Bowie.

(I’m pleased there’s a cracking picture of Melanie Laurent here, but I feel it’s unnecessary to call her a basterd..) Anyway, this is very good use of a powerful song in a montage, and does it get much better than the combination of Tarantino, Bowie and Nazis? Think about it. Excellent song choice for the scene. This version is also extended too, so you get two bonus Bowie minutes.

Next I would like to feature Ennio Morricone. Apparently he’s some big noise in classical music. Much like most composers nowadays, film is the best medium to get their music across to the widest audience, just like John Williams (yawn), Hans Zimmer (I LOVE HIM) and Howard Shore (what else did he do apart from Lord of the Rings..?). So here we go –

Ennio Morricone – Rabbia E Tarantella

I believe this is just when they’re showing the credits.. Which is a shame as so many people don’t bother to read them, so you won’t be getting much Tarantella action. But isn’t this piece so haunting? Bear in mind you’ve just seen Christoph Waltz (best Nazi ever?) (certainly the most entertaining) (I really should watch this film again soon) dictate every bad thing he’s done, and Brad Pitt gets his vengence in a pretty sick way. Amazing stuff in this film, acting, soundtrack, beautiful costumes (see the cameo above), script – really, it’s brilliant. Alas it loses it’s potency the more you watch it.

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‘Submarine’ by Richard Ayoade


This was pitched to me, ten minutes before I sat down in front of the screen, as “a coming-of-age film set in Swansea, probably better than ‘Made In Dagenham’. Most of that was actually true, but it was much more enjoyable than the average “coming-of-age” film, which, it is debatable, is a genre that is done to death. I found it more a film about an episode in a teenager’s life, and maybe he learnt some things about what happened, but it wasn’t fantastic revelation, and he didn’t win, and you’re not really sure whether to laugh or cry at the end. Which is quite atypical of the usual film in this category.

So. Mr Ayoade. Also known as Moss, Dean Learner, Shaman Saboo, and others, this man adapted his screenplay from a book by Joe Dunthorne. His directorial debut, Ayoade didn’t actually star in the film, but it was rather good. It’s main protagonist, Oliver Tate, is an only child (I believe) who thinks he’s something of a genius and can solve a range of problems, but is in fact just something of an outcast. Not so much the bully’s victim, more just someone you ignore because they’re “weird”. Soon into the film, he strikes up a friendship (I hasten to use the word “relationship”) with a girl called Jordana, who seems just as outcasty and weird, so they suit each other. Being a very dutiful boy, Oliver goes to great lengths to be the best boyfriend in the world, but frequently gets it wrong as his new girlfriend is distinctly not interested in anything romantic.

“With this in mind, I took Jordana to one of my favourite industrial estates,” was one of my favourite lines. This film is very funny – the script is quite an achievement, and probably my favourite part. There’s an endearing montage of Oliver and Jordana’s first two weeks together. I hate montages as they seem such a cop-out, but this showed them lighting match after match, running on the beach in Swansea, sitting in an abandoned bath tub, walking Jordana’s dog and other silly things young people might do. The acting was also good – another achievement when working with younger actors. I did have some qualms with the context though: the costumes could have passed for the 80s, and there wasn’t much reference to modern-day culture. The only culture really talked about was Shakespeare and JD Salinger, both of which I hope were before the time of the setting.

Oliver Tate comes across many predicaments in the few months the film is set, which involve his parents having marital problems and Jordana’s mother having a brain tumour. He is torn between which to dedicate more time to save, and when he is asked to go to the hospital with Jordana for her mother’s operation, he feels he can’t make it and stays at home to talk to his dad. This was one of his mistakes, as you’d be pretty upset if you were the girlfriend here. He doesn’t call her – his reasoning being that if the operation was a success then she’d be so happy that she’d forgive him in no time. And if it wasn’t a success, she’d need time and space to grieve. I found the most touching scene to be between Jordana and her family. Oliver is invited round to have Christmas early as it might be the last one they get together, and everything seems peachy until a light bulb blows and her dad gets pretty angry.. This culminates in a weepy hug for Jordana’s family, and Oliver not knowing what to do, and continuing to awkwardly consume his meal.

He is convinced his mother is having an affair with their new next door neighbour, as he was his mother’s “first” and because she spends too much time with him. There’s an amusing scene where he imagines his dad helping her pack to leave him, but it’s all part of the film’s bittersweet undertones, which make it mean more than the average comedy. He “ups” his surveillance on his parents, especially his mother, and eventually at New Years, sees her and the neighbour sneaking into the back of his van. Oliver decides the best course of action is to break into the neighbour’s house, and wakes up the next day with his parents by his bed talking very matter-of-factly about what really happened.

His actions culminate in Jordana finding a new boyfriend for a while and his parents staying together. He receives a parcel of the books his lent Jordana, which comes with a note saying “oh and by the way, my mother’s fine now,” and he realises that maybe he’s not the genius he thought he was. This was something of a riches to rags moment in the film, which I rather liked as it was quite unusual. He runs afer Jordana on the beach and they have words – she doesn’t have a new boyfriend but she’s still pretty mad at him. Understandable. I think they could have ended the film here, but they have an awkward moment of walking into the water, shoes and all, which I’m not sure I understood the point of. Because that was it – no “ok, we’re back on then”, or “actually just fuck off and die” – that was literally it. They had mild smiles whilst doing it, but it’s not a particularly conclusive end. Which is no bad thing.

I’d say the only downsides about this film were that it was pitched as a coming of age comedy drama, and that you’re not quite sure when it’s set. I don’t know if the last part really makes much of a difference but I usually like to know where I am with a film. The bonus of not knowing is that you can see if it would work in any time. I would much prefer if this had just been pitched to me as “a film about a teenager who thinks he can save the world but can’t save anything yet”. Either way, it was still an enjoyable watch and very, very funny. The kind of humour that restores your faith in comic writing after being aghast at shows like ‘Miranda’ and the standard of funny in Comic Relief 2011. I recommend it.

Film Fridays – Ride, Rise, Roar.


Or, David Byrne and his minions at work again. This was a film unbeknownst to me until I took my break around 9:30am sometime last week, in which I always go round the corner (with my cup of tea and Brunch bar) and see what the Little Theatre has to offer for the coming week. Despite it being called a “theatre”, the Little is actually a tiny cinema. Not as small as Wells, but still pretty miniature. My findings told me that something Byrne-related was on this week, so I informed my Talking Heads-loving housemate and, lo and behold, Thursday found us in the exceptionally comfortable seats of said cinema, with a G and T in a plastic water bottle each (so bloody classy, I know) (and it was actually and G and L – lemonade had to substitute the lack of tonic).

I don’t know as much about Talking Heads or Mr Byrne as Zoe (the aforementioned housemate) or Benchlad (or all his music-loving friends) do, but I am assured they’re gravity in the realm of “good music” is pretty high, and it is true to say that their music does sound a hell of a lot better than most of the drivel to come out of the ’80s. They seem to get a pleasant mix of synthetic and depression, which seem to be the two main themes in music from that era. Yes, obviously I know there’s a vast amount more to it than that, but to someone who is still relatively new to their back catalogue, this is what it comes across as.

Now. The film. It’s not a film as such, but I’m struggling to find the abbreviation for it – like Biopic, or RomCom. I suppose it’s a concert documentary. Let’s go with ConDoc. That is my phrase of the day. ConDoc. This ConDoc was exceptionally enjoyable, and I especially loved seeing the process from getting ideas for songs to creating them with someone to being asked to go on tour to creating the tour and what the audience see. This was not ‘Stop Making Sense’ – this was much better. Really. It’s not just about the performance at the end of the whole thing, it was about everything leading up to that moment, and how everything involved in the show at the end was vitally important to the makeup of what the audience saw. This element of the ConDoc I particularly liked, in fact it was what made it. There were a fair few interviews with David Byrne interspersed with the music, usually relating to the next song to be played. It did amuse me when we saw his studio in New York, with thousands of pounds worth of equipment dotted around, and after looking around a little, he said “Well I only really use this”, pointing to a Mac, “The rest can just be put into storage. Brian sends me his stuff over in an email, in MP3, then I doodle around and get some lyrics going… That’s kind of how it goes really.”

We were only allowed one interview with Mr Eno, and it lasted about two minutes, but he does seem like a standup chap. Far less eccentric than you might imagine, in fact I’d much rather go for a pint with him than Byrne. The latter seemed rather “away with the fairies” in this, but Eno seemed reassuringly normal. There was a fantastic discussion between the two were Brian was finding irritation with people asking what the lyrics of a song meant, and how that seemed to be all they thought about, when in fact they’re only a tiny part of a song – they can even just be a five-minute afterthought on occasions. There’s far more meaning in the music than people imagine, which I suppose is why I find classical so moving as you can feel so much in it. Then again, it’s much easier for people to relate to words, much more than the crafting of music. Which is another point for classical – the only words you really get are in German or Italian.

The song performances were pretty good – there was a lot of Talking Heads involved, which pleased me (as I knew more of it than anything else he’s done), and I believe members of the audience (Zoe included) were tempted to have a groove on occasions. It was a mixed bag for the audience – a few middle-aged, a few older than us (we were probably the youngest there) (this keeps happening to me), and there was one chap who was at the stage of falling asleep by 9pm and really should have had an escort home. He was not drunk, just about 80 or something. Anyway – the songs. ‘I Zimbra’ and ‘Burning Down The House’ particularly stood out, the latter partly because someone had thought it was a good idea to wear skirts for the occasion. As we got to see the interviews, this idea had apparently come from wanting the Rockettes (precision dancers from Manhattan) to appear on stage with them but their fee was too high – so how they went from that to all wearing skirts is beyond me, but it was comical. Byrne in a skirt is most amusing.

The only criticism I have of the whole thing is the inclusion of contemporary dance… WHY in God’s name does this dance form exist?! They look like hippie retards at Glastonbury who were trying to get in touch with themselves and the Earth through the power of dance or some bollocks. They look like idiots. Fair enough I have been tortured by having to actually DO contemporary dance for THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE so I believe I’m slightly biased on this subject, but why ‘dance’ like a fool when you can do something that actually looks good? That said, the audition notice must have been outstanding – “Ever wanted to prat around on stage to some awesome music with David Byrne leading the way? Well, now you can!” I found, if nothing else, there was far too much focus on these people – it was not supposed to be about how odd their movements could be or how much it might put the audience out of their comfort zone: it was supposed to be about David Byrne and Brian Eno and the music they had created. At one stage, these dancers even had a guitar each as their prop, doing things only Jimi Hendrix would have been daft enough to try (why play the guitar with your sodding teeth when you can play it better normal and not look like a tool?). I found it a little strange. I did see the point about not wanting to just have dancers as a visual and not wanting it just to be people moving traditionally along to some songs in a pop sense, but I don’t feel they fitted particularly well. Probably just me and my tainted ways though. Alas!

That aside, I would give this a solid 6 or 7 out of 10, and would definitely recommend a viewing if you’re a fan of the Heads that Talk, or Mr Byrne, or Eno, or all three. Well worth your time.

Song Of The Day #13.


John Williams – Schindler’s List

A cracking theme from a not-very-exciting composer. Obviously, due to the nature of the film, it is a sombre tune, but try not to think of a lot Nazis killing many more Jews won’t you? This is a genius piece on its own, and although it fits in very well with the theme of the film, it doesn’t need the actors and costumes and lighting to be acceptable. If you haven’t heard it, try it now:

The Great Film Debate Mk 3 – Historical Inaccuracies


This is always a controversial point, and a huge thing of contempt for myself, so let us delve into some of the most blatantly inaccurate films ever made…

First off –

The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas (2008)

It’s a goldmine! An enjoyable film, yes, and very readable book, but to get properly ‘in’ to it, it would have been a lot more believable has it followed what really happened. According to at least one of my contemporaries, the idea behind the film was to show the innocence of the youth of the nation, and how ridiculous this made Nazi Germany and the policies of the Third Reich. But surely you can do that in other ways than re-writing history and offending a lot of people along the way? The main character, Bruno (pictured), although being 8, would have known what a Jew was. And Shmuel, the friend he makes in Auschwitz, would, I am very much afraid to say, have been culled on first arrival. He was 8! Nearly all children and those under 15 years of age went straight to be exterminated. Fact of life. (Also, in the film, the actor playing Shmuel did not look like he belonged in a concentration camp, and was a weak actor – bad casting maybe?) Aside from these first two foibles, the film also made a huge mistake in that Bruno would not have been so close to such a place. If, indeed, the camp was Auschwitz (it is never really stated, just assumed), security would have been higher, no? The language John Boyne (author of the book) uses is infuriating sometimes – surely the ‘nicknames’ of ‘Out-With’ (instead, one presumes, of Auschwitz), and ‘the Fury’ (The Führer) only work if the characters are speaking English. But they wouldn’t have been, as they would have been speaking German! That, surely, is one of the most obvious downfalls.  I found the most believable parts of this film was when it was suggested that Bruno’s mother has an affair with Lieutenant Kurt Kotler, and the arguments the situation causes. Not the politics, never the history. I do not see the point in using such a huge event in history and then changing it to tell the story. I believe the Holocaust does not need to be changed to emphasise the horror and atrocities and contradictions behind it. Enough.

Gladiator (2000)

This film I enjoy greatly, but I am led to believe it might have something to do with the fact that I know less about the Roman Empire, and therefore am just happy to enjoy the story. However, twisted history does not do well for good teaching. A great deal of history is, confusingly to me, based on opinion, but there are still facts there. Yes really.

So! What’s wrong with Gladiator? Well, mainly, most of it’s quite wrong. But again, an enjoyable watch. Mild amounts more of respect than that for Striped PJs, although obviously you can’t even really begin to compare except on a very rudimentary and crude level. Historical advisors were even hired for this film, one taking a step back from the project, and one withdrawing his name from the credits altogether, after such huge changes were made. In short, and very briefly:

– Marcus Aurelius died of plague, and was not murdered by Commodus.

– Commodus had his sister, Lucilla, murdered.

– Commodus is reportedly killed in the bath (strangled), by a wrestler. Not Maximus, and not at the Colosseum.

– A Roman usurper called Maximus did exist, but 230 years post-Commodus.

And this is just a selection of the huge inaccuracies that basically means Mr R Scott completely wasted his time trying to make the film accurate. Others include idiosyncracies of the characters (Commodus’ thumb up/thumb down routine is myth), costuming, which is never accurate, and the fact that Rome is founded as a monarchy. Possible my personal favourite… However, it still makes for a good story (or so I think). Perhaps because I first saw it so long ago means the historical inaccuracies do not mean a huge amount to me.

Amadeus (1984)

Another example of exacerbating a story to make apparently more engaging and watchable material. Some directors seem to be terrified that history alone will not make for a good story. The two major flaws with this very enjoyable film is that a/ Mozart was most definitely not American (it still baffles me he is allowed, or even as an actor, uses, his regular accent) and b/ there may have been mild rivalry between Mozart and Salieri, but there is no evidence to state that the latter was the catalyst of the demise of the former. They were even on good enough terms to write pieces together. At one point in the film, Mozart is commissioned to write an opera by the king, and it is stated it should be written in Italian. But Amadeus protests and insists on German – and if his language is German, why are the characters not speaking German? Or Italian? Indeed it is an American made film, but there is no reason, other than the ‘common tongue’ currently appears to be English, for it not to be in the language they would have been speaking. This also goes for Striped PJs and Gladiator, incidentally. Actually any film that is set in a county that doesn’t speak the language they are using in the film. Although there are some blindingly obvious ones in this, it is a very enjoyable watch. Especially once you get past Mozart’s accent and laugh. Perhaps the director wished to make it as melodramatic as one of Mozart’s operas.

Pocahontas (1995)

This one is my personal favourite as the Disney version plays on the separation of Pocahontas and John Smith as the saddest part. It would seem that Pocahontas was actually about ten when John Smith (who, I assume, would not have been a 6 foot buff blue-wearing ponce with blonde flowing locks) rocked over on the boat, settled, and then needed to be saved by her. As history goes, there is only his story to support what happened, and not a huge amount suggested they were ever in love or to get married. Said native American does, however, marry John Rolfe, travels to England with him (in a bid to show two communities can get on), and then dies just before the return to England. It would appear her immune system was not hardened enough against the many, many diseases that our shores had to offer her. She was around 21/22, although seemed to have some form of influence so it was not a total loss I suppose. But really Disney, what were you thinking? I am mortified to learn that Christian Bale lent his name to the Disney version. What were YOU thinking, Bale?


The questions being:

– Is it morally correct to be historically inaccurate when telling a historical tale?

– Which is more important, the tale and the meaning, or the accuracy?

– Is it ok to bend the truth for a better story, even if it shows lack of respect for some things, maybe even the dead?

– Do you not then just fall under the category of The Sun Trash?

Why use actual events but fictional stories? It makes no sense to me. I am adamant that stories do not need to be twisted to emphasise a point. Life can be as devastating or as exciting as it is, like it is. Artistic license not needed!

The Great Film Debate, Mk 2.


Adapting Words To Film

Is it ever a good idea to change the medium of a story to retell said story? How much of the tale gets lost and is there an optimum format to digest the initial tale through?

Now our first example, for want of a better adaption in the last 100 years since celluloid has been around, I give ‘The Lord Of The Rings’.

(Totally not just an excuse to insert marvellous pictures of some of the most awesome characters ever)

This, I feel, was a successful slide from book to film: I read the book(s) years ago, after ‘The Fellowship Of The Ring’ appeared, and I’m not going to lie – I did not enjoy them. At all. Tolkien takes so long to say anything he might as well have been one of the Ents he was writing about. And boring! So very dull and boring. Who thinks they can get away with writing a 60 page chapter about some people sitting around talking? Fair enough, it was deciding the Ring’s fate (Council of Elrond, another hideously dull character), but he could have made things just a little more exciting.

There was such little motivation to find out what happened that it took me ages to finish the books, and I was rather unimpressed by this hefty slice of Tolkien’s work. It is a good thing, then, that the film is actually amazing. Top Ten easily, an absolute feat of film-making, direction, costuming, acting, stunt-creating… Really it baffles me how the operation took place. But I am exceptionally glad it did, or else I wouldn’t know about this marvellous world that Tolkien had created. So the world I love, but his initial medium and story telling abilities have a lot to be desired (in my opinion – bear in mind I really don’t like Shakespeare). But the films are incredible and in this case, I feel, that method of story telling was more appropriate as Tolkien’s work needed bringing to life. Which is easier – so much easier – with visuals, when you are missing the words.

For our second example, we are featuring ‘American Psycho’, another film I can watch again and again and again. And again. Lots really, I find it hilarious most of the time. More so than the book actually. Now I think this is a case where  both mediums are well-chosen – the book is brilliantly written, and it’s one of those rare ones that I’ve actually really enjoyed (much like ‘The Road’ and ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’), but similarly I don’t think the film does the book any injustices. I saw the film first – which obviously has the potential to sway my ideas – but the book gives you everything, it leaves nothing out and you don’t have to use your imagination for it. It’s all there for you to read, and so readable it is too! The film, however, is more one of those “films for intelligent souls” (other than something like ‘Love Actually’ or ‘Bring It On’. I cannot believe I just mentioned the latter…), in that it hints at various things, and the more times you watch it, the better it gets. Had I read the book first then seen the film, I would have felt a little cheated, and to the film’s disparagement, it is irritating and pointless when screen writers change names and situations for, what feels like, the sake of it. I think the film relies (or rather utilises extensively) a lot on its medium – it uses the visuals for all they are worth but this is good. I’m not sure if I could cope with a 180 minute epic about a serial killer who may or may not actually BE a serial killer.

(This picture comes from one of my favourite scenes in the film, where Christian Bale is about to take an axe to Jared Leto’s face but insists on discussing the merits and demerits of Huey Lewis And The News before hand. It’s genius!)

Our next example features (dare I say it) HARRY POTTER. Mainly because these really were written for children (or adults with no sense of decent literature), and it is a prime example that if the story is terrible to begin with, the film direction awful with cringe-worthy acting and a sickening script, the book so badly written it literally is like “wading through treacle” (thank you Mr Fry), then there is nothing you can do and you end up with a massive franchise that was based on TALENTLESS DRIVEL. Oh wait, that’s what happens nowadays anyway. One does really feel like it is a poor man’s Lord Of The Rings, and what’s the point in making a film that big if you’re not going to do a proper job? Also, to be fair to every film director that’s lent their name to the HP world, it’s not like you’re starting off with an epic book that is actually well-respected in the world of words so it’s not like they have the easiest job. But as we have proven above, there is an awful lot to be gained out of film adaptations, and you can attract a great many people who are just not interested in books: but they completely failed to do this and the films are on the same very low-level as the books. On the plus side, at least they kept a decent trend going. If it was not so clear that JK Rowling had pilfered everything from every fantasy novel ever written before hand, she may have got on better… Obviously everyone learns from what has come before them but you don’t need to be so blindly crude about it.

In essence, a lot depends on how good the author is at story telling, as I feel unless the film has a terrible script and many other things besides, then it is so much easier to sit absently mindedly in front of a screen for a few hours. So the author needs to grab your attention as it is so very easy to throw a book down in frustration (has been done frequently). I also feel the art of reading is being lost, or at least has been on the decline, so it is difficult to appeal to the average person – going to the cinema makes for a pleasant evening out, reading seems to be more something to do if there is not much else to do. It is a time filler more than the premiere of a new film is. I am of the opinion that film makers have it easier than authors, but they could still miss out so much detail from the book. They have the power to make a story much more exciting though, and that is an encouraging thought.

To Watch:

‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ (1962)

‘20,000 Leagues Under The Sea’ (I sincerely hope the film is an improvement: how can it not be with James Mason!)

To Read then Watch:

‘Moby Dick’

All Thomas Hardy novels I’ve missed out (the only decent ‘classic’ around, clearly)

‘Brighton Rock’

The Great Film Debate: Mk 1


The Charm Of The Black And White Film.

You know it really does exist. A sad but true fact is that I generally prefer black and white films to the “new” ones – although this may be because of my rather cultured upbringing. Haha. I am aware the black and white aspect of films can completely put people off of them – but it’s such a mistake! I believe one person even said they can’t watch black and white. Sad times. It is also a rather dismal fact that most people seem to be drawn to more visually stunning pieces, and think older films too “boring”. Fair enough, film is about the visual so you want it to look good, but there are so many old films that have fantastic visual qualities that YOU should be looking at:

This excellent shot from Citizen Kane (which, incidentally, was very influential for further film-based products, using ground breaking camera techniques) is an excellent example – how it was done is anyone’s guess, as, generally for such a shot, common sense would suggest you’d end up with the camera reflected in the mirror too.

And on the right is one of my favourite shots from ‘Since You Went Away’, a 1942 propaganda film about the home front in America. This scene is taken from a dance in an aircraft hangar, which, as I understand it, used to happen an awful lot. Check out the wonderful extended shadows and the lighting just from the spotlights.

And if these aren’t effective to you, we need to have words.

As the black and white film was less reliant on CGI, huge explosions and “buses going really fast” (etc), usually there is a better story line too. For example – ‘Strangers On A Train’ (it’s an essential watch), to ‘Resident Evil’ trilogy. Actually any zombie movie – such a generic story line! And all the characters are so stereotypical it’s sickening. And boring. And not even funny because they’re so bad. Having said that, I am a Bond fan, films which seem to involve a lot of stock characters and similar story lines too…

Aside from being just as good (or better?) than some modern films, black and whites are the foundations of everything we watch nowadays on ‘the big screen’, so one can’t really knock it too much. You would probably be criticising a lot of good things without realising – Hitchcock, Olivier, Better Davis, Humphrey Bogart (*sigh*), David O. Selznick, Franz Waxman etc etc. And worst of all, generally not only do people write off all black and white films altogether, they also do it before they’ve really seen any – as such, judging an entire ‘genre’ without having anything to judge it on. Not cool.

Black and whites can also be a great study of the times, just like with any other art form that has been contextualised. Films like — and — And maybe even if it’s not contextualised: films have been affected by political regimes (usually extreme left or right ones) just as much as anything else.

You know the montage? It first appeared in a black and white film.  AND it was silent. Alas, aside from that ‘The Battleship Potemkin’ isn’t too engaging, but it’s an educational watch if nothing else.

Some of the most famous films are colourless (as it were) – ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’, ‘Brief Encounter’, ‘High Noon’, ’12 Angry Men’, ‘Psycho’, ‘Casablanca’ (though I’d avoid the last one as nothing happens. It’s incredibly boring), so on and so forth… At least give them a try! If nothing else, you would at least be able to have an opinion on them. And who knows, you may even like them. If you do, there’s plenty more where they came from, and people seem to like quaint, ‘quirky’ (*vomits*), English things (it’s seems ok to say “English”, but not so much “British”. The latter seems too BNP themed), which all films that came out of British studios in the 30s/40s/50s are.

If you wish for something new to watch, try some of these:

1 – ‘Night Train To Munich’ (1940)

2 – ‘Rebecca’ (1940)

3 – ‘The 39 Steps’ (1935)

4 – ‘The Picture Of Dorian Gray’ (1945)

5 – ‘All About Eve’ (1950)

It’s true, generally black and white films rely an awful lot on their ‘quaint’, charming aspect to be popular nowadays, but if you search well, you’ll find some marvellous things you’ve been missing for a long time.