A Few Questions..

Why is it a cup of tea always makes you feel better? Despite replicating the recipe, how come I can never replicate my mother’s food? Why must AutoGlass adverts use Birmingham accents?  Literally the most irritating region dialect ever? How does Charlie Brooker manage to write down my thoughts exactly and say them before I [...]

The Fantasy Dinner Party.

Despite it having “dinner” in the title, this is only because evening meals are so rarely called “Supper parties”. But I eat supper, I do not do “dinner”, “tea” (it’s a drink! The quintessential English DRINK), and, worst of all – surely – is “din dins”. That word is on par with “quirky”, de-pluralising “pound” [...]